Archives

09/02/2008   Tina Fey minus the scar
08/30/2008   Untitled
08/26/2008   Dramamine
08/20/2008   Slaughter in the water
08/14/2008   Thoughts on the Beijing Games
08/11/2008   In the news
08/07/2008   Philanthropy
08/03/2008   (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
07/30/2008   The Eyebrow
07/27/2008   Uptown
07/24/2008   My male perspective
07/17/2008   Liveblogging from Vegas
07/13/2008   Chore
07/10/2008   Jessie
07/08/2008   Nomad
07/05/2008   The new batch
06/29/2008   Barleycorn
06/25/2008   Improper attire
06/21/2008   Go Cubs go
06/17/2008   I call it a team building activity
06/16/2008   The Crazy Eight
06/11/2008   Obstruction
06/08/2008   Three-pete
06/06/2008   Friday off
06/02/2008   78 cents
05/28/2008   Deadpanning for gold
05/22/2008   This is where the magic happens
05/19/2008   Running for reading
05/15/2008   Paper trail
05/12/2008   Faith
05/08/2008   The owner of my building who knows my face
05/06/2008   Fight or flight
05/04/2008   The hard way
05/02/2008   .....Mom?... is that you?
04/29/2008   Literally bored
04/25/2008   Potlucky
04/23/2008   Two photo-related things that annoy me
04/21/2008   Taint
04/16/2008   Whistle
04/14/2008   Bad mood averted
04/11/2008   Don't try this at home, kids
04/08/2008   4:45 pm
04/06/2008   Back in business
03/31/2008   Opening day
03/27/2008   #0
03/24/2008   Two people on my bus every morning
03/19/2008   Water cooler
03/18/2008   Roast*
03/16/2008   4th anniversary extravaganza!
03/11/2008   Ramble Tamble
03/05/2008   Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica!
03/03/2008   Golden shower
03/02/2008   Doesn't fall far from the tree
02/29/2008   Logo
02/23/2008   Just landed
02/22/2008   Winter blues
02/18/2008   Nips
02/15/2008   Cole Hall
02/13/2008   Dinner
02/12/2008   08ama
02/11/2008   An incomplete list of celebrity encounters
02/08/2008   Sneeze
02/04/2008   Reuben dip
01/31/2008   Locke
01/28/2008   Favorite feature or: token iPhone blog entry that everyone expected a month and a half ago
01/23/2008   I haven't been this profoundly upset about a celebrity death since 2pac
01/20/2008   Ice fishing tale
01/16/2008   Mailbag
01/13/2008   Diablo
01/08/2008   Sea monkeys
01/02/2008   Auld Lang Syne, part 2
01/01/2008   Auld Lang Syne, part 1
12/29/2007   Fantasy
12/28/2007   Christmas with the Nguyens
12/22/2007   Extra
12/21/2007   Three buck chuck
12/17/2007   Change
12/13/2007   Flush
12/10/2007   Selected text messages in my cell phone inbox from the last three months
12/09/2007   Savant
12/05/2007   The next shooter
12/02/2007   Little known fact about me: I'm a top ten Tetris player in the world, seriously
11/29/2007   Cialis
11/27/2007   Stutter
11/25/2007   Tryptophan
11/21/2007   I'm back
11/13/2007   The end
11/11/2007   Fellatio
11/08/2007   Trophy life
11/05/2007   Bitchfest
11/03/2007   My roommate is off to India for a month or maybe two
10/30/2007   Tip
10/26/2007   Carving for Columbine
10/22/2007   Fornication
10/18/2007   Things that are stressing me out currently
10/16/2007   Ice cream war
10/13/2007   Gerontophobia
10/10/2007   Gesundheit
10/07/2007   Pasties
10/03/2007   Final destination
10/02/2007   Rivers Cuomo
09/30/2007   Not Dylan
09/29/2007   October
09/27/2007   Reflex
09/22/2007   Melonhead
09/21/2007   Overkill
09/19/2007   Holmes
09/18/2007   Poster
09/16/2007   Machismo
09/15/2007   Multi-party barbershop conversation
09/13/2007   An amazing soul
09/12/2007   Emergency stand up comedy routine
09/09/2007   Friendly wager
09/08/2007   Something that can only be called Genius Sex
09/06/2007   Feng shui
09/04/2007   Yet another post about work emails
09/02/2007   Hybrid
08/31/2007   Sample
08/27/2007   Lessons learned from Larrballs' birthday
08/25/2007   Starstruck
08/21/2007   Do not read
08/19/2007   Winning Mom back
08/18/2007   Spaz attack
08/17/2007   The two types of flashing
08/14/2007   Wimoweh
08/12/2007   Ron
08/09/2007   Fashion no-no
08/08/2007   Holy cameo appearances!
08/06/2007   Vicarious
08/05/2007   But I'll stick to beer anyway
08/02/2007   Slacker
07/31/2007   FW:
07/30/2007   East Lakeview
07/29/2007   Proper send-off
07/27/2007   Ay caramba
07/24/2007   NSFW
07/22/2007   The Pete formerly known as an artist
07/21/2007   Etiquette
07/19/2007   Why can't I quit you?!
07/18/2007   Spoiler
07/16/2007   Lookalike
07/15/2007   PROGRESS is when I shoot a 71 and it's an improvement from my last game
07/14/2007   And I'm the Grey Goose of 'em
07/11/2007   Cuban Pete
07/10/2007   Facebook
07/08/2007   Inspiration
07/07/2007   Fun with captions
07/06/2007   But I've never said that about my roommate
07/05/2007   Out of office
07/04/2007   Taste of Chicago
07/03/2007   I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more coibell
07/02/2007   The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 2
07/01/2007   The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 1
07/01/2007   Reciprocation
06/28/2007   Joakim Noah, your newest Chicago Bull
06/27/2007   Greatest hits
06/24/2007   Pai Mei's Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
06/22/2007   Doppelganger
06/21/2007   Floss, part 3: floss hard with a vengeance
06/20/2007   Madras
06/19/2007   Dinner at Tiffany's
06/18/2007   Because I'm too lazy to send this to Jay Leno
06/17/2007   Paul Nguyen
06/15/2007   The end is near
06/14/2007   From non-fat to naan-fat
06/09/2007   Shooter McGavin
06/09/2007   You know you're drunk...
06/05/2007   Fan fiction
06/03/2007   It was an unfortunate enunciation, not a Freudian slip
05/31/2007   80th Annual Scripps National Spelling Bee
05/28/2007   What happens in Vegas stays on my bank statement
05/25/2007   Law of diminishing marginal utility
05/18/2007   Vegas, baby!
05/13/2007   Mommy
05/08/2007   But I swear I wrote this in about 10 minutes
05/05/2007   Spider-man no more
05/03/2007   I'm going to need to do 5,000 situps the night before
04/30/2007   Glass slipper
04/28/2007   Preventive medicine
04/25/2007   Section 102, Row 5, Seat 7
04/24/2007   Going commando
04/22/2007   Corey Hart
04/20/2007   Boystown
04/18/2007   Ismail Ax
04/12/2007   You don't???
04/11/2007   Text message
04/08/2007   Humility
04/07/2007   Why Death Proof was the better movie
04/04/2007   Strange perks of living on the 40th floor
04/01/2007   April fools
03/31/2007   The king of underwear
03/27/2007   Lucky
03/26/2007   Kobe vs. Jordan
03/21/2007   Method acting
03/20/2007   Save Ferris
03/16/2007   Three years of self-deprecating self-aggrandizement
03/13/2007   Pull/Pulk
03/11/2007   Raining on his parade
03/09/2007   New 'do
03/05/2007   Things I learned (and didn't learn) in New York this weekend
02/28/2007   The Tourist
02/27/2007   Murdered.
02/25/2007   What, like you haven't seen his hairy potter
02/18/2007   Stupidstitious
02/14/2007   In the spirit of Singles Awareness Day
02/12/2007   Couldn't have said it better myself
02/08/2007   You say tomato
02/07/2007   Lights out
02/05/2007   Broken
02/02/2007   It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
02/01/2007   RSVP
01/29/2007   We're roommates, not soulmates
01/26/2007   Constructive
01/22/2007   Oh when the Bears come marching in
01/19/2007   P as in penis!
01/15/2007   Poetry in motion
01/10/2007   4m3a... um... what?
01/09/2007   Yes, I know, I'm a Bulls snob
01/02/2007   NYE
12/30/2006   Saddam
12/25/2006   Too much rum in his egg nog
12/21/2006   Raise
12/19/2006   Potpourri
12/12/2006   Hestersexual
12/10/2006   Breckenridge, Colorado
12/05/2006   Winter wonderland
12/03/2006   I'm bringing Rexy back
12/01/2006   Snow day
11/29/2006   Moonlighting
11/23/2006   Rock
11/19/2006   In da club
11/15/2006   A movie I would very much love to see made
11/10/2006   The bachelor, part 2
11/08/2006   The bachelor, part 1
11/06/2006   The 25th birthday stream of conscious Thank you
11/02/2006   Fear the 'fro
10/31/2006   Happy Halloween!
10/28/2006   Return
10/24/2006   Deformity
10/22/2006   Bogatitan
10/20/2006   Hellhounds
10/19/2006   Let's hope, for my ego's sake, that I'll share their fate
10/17/2006   Sunshine state of mind
10/17/2006   Da Bears!
10/13/2006   Oceanic Flight 815
10/11/2006   Tough year for the Yankees
10/09/2006   Yellow cup or: token post about Stewart
10/05/2006   Baptism
10/04/2006   Bo
10/02/2006   Corporate ladder
09/26/2006   Jamba Juice, here I come
09/23/2006   Mo money mo problems
09/19/2006   This sums up the season
09/14/2006   Cao Boi and Indians
09/11/2006   Hopefully he won't notice, part 2
09/11/2006   9/11
09/07/2006   Wrigleyville
09/04/2006   Crikey
09/01/2006   Categories?
08/29/2006   You won't believe who works at my gym...
08/25/2006   Emperor's clothes
08/22/2006   Awning
08/18/2006   Hopefully he won't notice
08/15/2006   Maddie
08/13/2006   Bachelor party
08/09/2006   Floss, part 2
08/06/2006   I'm not a quitter
08/01/2006   John Tucker must die
07/31/2006   The only good reason to ride the bus
07/30/2006   Highlights of Frank and Rachel's housewarming party
07/29/2006   Anus
07/23/2006   Surprise
07/21/2006   Watercooler talk
07/16/2006   Directions
07/12/2006   The writing's on the stall
07/09/2006   Conspiracy theory
07/08/2006   Peter Parker's at it again...
07/04/2006   Higher, faster, stronger
07/01/2006   Why the world doesn't need Superman Returns
06/30/2006   Floss
06/27/2006   Back in black
06/23/2006   It's Barbosa, not Barbaro
06/17/2006   Happy hour
06/14/2006   Poll: the cuter baby
06/13/2006   Regrets
06/02/2006   Another reason why I'm a jerk
05/28/2006   Blogojevich
05/23/2006   Balloons
05/16/2006   McPheever
05/15/2006   What's so hard about putting up an electrified, barbed wire fence?
05/13/2006   Sphinx
05/10/2006   Full plate
04/30/2006   Last night being a Cubs fan saved my life
04/26/2006   That sperm song
04/21/2006   It's not spelled "Nygun"
04/19/2006   A bad Bill Simmons impersonation, Part 2
04/18/2006   A bad Bill Simmons impersonation, Part 1
04/15/2006   Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast? IHOP!
04/13/2006   I got the job
04/07/2006   E.O.E.
04/05/2006   Trippy
04/03/2006   A twister story
04/01/2006   If you don't know, now you know
03/31/2006   A beautiful day in the neighborhood
03/28/2006   Nothing to say
03/27/2006   Damien
03/23/2006   There's no crying in basketball
03/20/2006   Winner of the "Who Can Make the Scariest Face and Give Pete Nightmares?" Contest
03/16/2006   Two years and counting
03/14/2006   Liveblogging Nyquil
03/09/2006   The worst place to lose your keys
03/07/2006   Crash, my ass!
03/04/2006   Unofficial
03/01/2006   Yellow
02/24/2006   Hands on the hips
02/23/2006   Unsweet justice
02/22/2006   Cuttin' tracks
02/20/2006   These are my friends, and this is my life
02/16/2006   Lock your doors and windows tonight
02/15/2006   :-P
02/14/2006   Everything I ever wrote her was a love letter in disguise
02/13/2006   Valentine's wishlist
02/10/2006   The Snorer
02/07/2006   Rost in Transration
02/03/2006   Extra-sensory epic
02/02/2006   Georgia on my Mind
01/31/2006   Nukular
01/29/2006   Chuc Mung Nam Moi
01/26/2006   Change the World
01/22/2006   Kobe
01/21/2006   MUHFUGGA means mofo in his language
01/18/2006   Still haunted by my speeding ticket
01/13/2006   Friday the 13th, indeed
01/10/2006   I promised a diarrhea post, so here's my diarrhea post
01/08/2006   Last in Translation
01/06/2006   Jet Lag
01/02/2006   Hanoi
01/01/2006   Nha Trang
12/30/2005   Dalat
12/28/2005   Saigon
12/23/2005   'Nam
12/16/2005   A Night at the Movies with Pete and Frank
12/14/2005   Her Vietnamese name, translated to English, means: "Miracle of Tomorrow"
12/11/2005   Laugh
12/08/2005   Ticket
12/08/2005   Making Progress: a year ago, I would have burned the evidence
12/07/2005   Below Freezing
12/06/2005   MySpace
12/05/2005   They've heard 'em all
12/04/2005   Nightmare
11/30/2005   A lot more fun than simply "selling our souls"
11/28/2005   Step One in my bid for world domination
11/25/2005   I can always count on my drunk parents for great blog material
11/23/2005   I believe this Deadly Sin is called "sloth"
11/20/2005   One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, DORKS!
11/17/2005   Full-blown Panic
11/15/2005   Blogger's Block
11/12/2005   The Deerhunter
11/08/2005   K-Fed vs. P-Ngu
11/08/2005   24
11/06/2005   The Birthday Stream of Conscious
11/03/2005   All-nighter
10/31/2005   Halloweiner
10/27/2005   Awww... how romantic
10/27/2005   Hetero-CUB-ual
10/26/2005   SQUIRRELS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
10/24/2005   Checking the blindspot
10/19/2005   Touch the Sky
10/16/2005   The Power of the Internet...
10/16/2005   Bisoxual
10/12/2005   Danny Tanner, I am not
10/08/2005   Beauty and the Pete
10/07/2005   Insomnia
10/03/2005   Securing our spots in hell
10/02/2005   hkkey its me and im drubnk again
09/25/2005   They call themselves Siegfried and Roy too
09/23/2005   Oui oui!
09/21/2005   Exhausted
09/17/2005   Mugged
09/14/2005   Grief, Part 2
09/13/2005   Grief, Part 1
09/12/2005   This is why China will NEVER compete with the U.S. as a military power
09/09/2005   Katrina: Rebuilding
09/06/2005   Ambiguously Gay
09/03/2005   lahfdsad;'
08/31/2005   Katrina: Apology
08/31/2005   Katrina
08/30/2005   Asian Invasion
08/26/2005   Locked Out
08/25/2005   Voicemail
08/23/2005   I ain't singin' the Cubbie blues yet!
08/20/2005   Whiff
08/18/2005   On the other hand...
08/17/2005   Unexpected Perks
08/15/2005   Movin'
08/13/2005   The Space Alien
08/12/2005   Horny
08/11/2005   Smoke: Corollary
08/10/2005   Selected Haikus About the Chicago Cubs
08/09/2005   Smoke
08/05/2005   Angie 3:16
08/02/2005   Pete the Hitman
08/01/2005   Good luck in Dallas, Derek!
07/29/2005   Pep Talk
07/28/2005   New Features
07/26/2005   Nathan
07/20/2005   Speed
07/18/2005   Grandmaster Dad and the Furious Jive
07/13/2005   The Health Nut
07/11/2005   We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 2
07/09/2005   We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 1
07/08/2005   Don't worry, I'm safe, and I hope you are too
07/05/2005   Aboot
07/01/2005   Dance Dance Revolution
06/30/2005   Snore of the Worlds
06/29/2005   Derrek Lee for President
06/27/2005   Explanation of my Cryptic Previous Post (and no, I wasn't high when I wrote this)
06/26/2005   The Triumphant Return of the Greatest Asian in the History of the Universe
06/16/2005   Serendipity
06/09/2005   Stone-faced
06/02/2005   Crossing
05/29/2005   Wedding for May
05/25/2005   Landing
05/22/2005   Out of Town
05/19/2005   In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
05/17/2005   Guns
05/16/2005   Cheering Section
05/13/2005   The Karaoke Dildo
05/12/2005   Gone, For Good
05/08/2005   You sucks!
05/04/2005   Roy
05/03/2005   Google Found No Results
04/29/2005   Good thing I didn't brush my teeth with it
04/24/2005   Da Bullshit!
04/23/2005   My Stupid, Stupid Spider-man Action Figure
04/19/2005   Movable Type, at Last!
04/18/2005   Side Stitches
04/14/2005   Talib Kweli
04/13/2005   Low in funds... must... eat... ramen...
04/11/2005   Losing Your Cubs Virginity the Wrong Way
04/04/2005   Orange
04/01/2005   Fools
04/01/2005   The Hottest Chili in the History of the Universe
03/31/2005   Depilation
03/29/2005   Coffee
03/27/2005   4:04
03/25/2005   I'm a Nguyen-er, not a loser
03/21/2005   So much for my happy ending
03/19/2005   Happy 23rd, Dave!
03/16/2005   Happy Birthday, ill-noise.com!
03/14/2005   March Madness
03/08/2005   Keeping My Winamp Playlist Free of Sexual Predators
03/06/2005   The Con is On
03/04/2005   Everything is clear, like my conscience
03/02/2005   I love math, hee-hee honk
02/28/2005   Mr. Fix-it
02/27/2005   My Black Penis
02/24/2005   What if I develop scurvy or something?
02/19/2005   House Party Observations
02/18/2005   C'mon, platelets, work your magic
02/16/2005   All hail Pete, the greatest Tetris player in the history of the universe
02/14/2005   Hoes Before Bros
02/08/2005   Yo quiero un chimichanga
02/06/2005   Superbowl XXXIX
02/04/2005   Superbowl Prediction
01/20/2005   Freedom
01/12/2005   Snowboarding Fools
01/06/2005   Snow, Like Whoa
01/01/2005   A New Year
12/14/2004   Happy 21st Birthday, Lynn!
12/12/2004   Graduation
12/09/2004   The Scrabble World Championship, Part 2
12/02/2004   The Scrabble World Championship
11/26/2004   Eating and Pooing
11/16/2004   Roy vs. Pete
11/14/2004   Big Motherfuckin' Birthday
11/10/2004   Salmonella Paranoia
11/08/2004   23
11/01/2004   Son of a Bush!
10/30/2004   Halloween Costume Contest
10/29/2004   Big Motherfuckin' Ankle Sprain
10/20/2004   Hell Freezes Over
10/17/2004   Jack-o-lanterns
10/10/2004   Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
10/06/2004   The Hottest Girl in the History of the Universe
10/04/2004   He's an OLD man!
10/01/2004   Wait Till Next Year
09/19/2004   Grandma's Funeral
09/13/2004   Grandma
09/11/2004   Peterpalooza
09/01/2004   The Crazy Bunch
08/29/2004   Aunt Nga's Wedding
08/23/2004   The New Crib
08/15/2004   My Dead Fish
08/14/2004   My Poor Fish
08/05/2004   What I Crave
07/31/2004   It's Adrien Brody, The Village Idiot (Kind Of)
07/13/2004   2004 Mini-golf World Championship
07/12/2004   San Diego means "A whale's vagina"
07/05/2004   Spidey-sense... tingling!
07/01/2004   My New York Summer
06/22/2004   Bill Clinton SO wasn't worth that!
06/20/2004   Cereal Box Toys
06/10/2004   Will Smith
06/07/2004   Letterman
06/03/2004   Melanie and Martinis
06/01/2004   Ode to Catriona
05/23/2004   New York, New York
05/07/2004   Reminiscin'
04/26/2004   Tetris is Life
04/16/2004   Freitag!!!
03/26/2004   Big Motherfuckin' T-shirts
03/18/2004   Happy 22nd, Dave!
03/16/2004   www.ill-noise.com