Anecdotes Archives
08/26/2008
Dramamine
07/10/2008
Jessie
06/29/2008
Barleycorn
06/08/2008
Three-pete
06/06/2008
Friday off
06/02/2008
78 cents
05/08/2008
The owner of my building who knows my face
05/06/2008
Fight or flight
04/11/2008
Don't try this at home, kids
03/03/2008
Golden shower
01/23/2008
I haven't been this profoundly upset about a celebrity death since 2pac
01/20/2008
Ice fishing tale
01/13/2008
Diablo
01/02/2008
Auld Lang Syne, part 2
01/01/2008
Auld Lang Syne, part 1
10/26/2007
Carving for Columbine
10/13/2007
Gerontophobia
10/03/2007
Final destination
09/27/2007
Reflex
09/16/2007
Machismo
08/17/2007
The two types of flashing
08/09/2007
Fashion no-no
07/01/2007
The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 1
06/20/2007
Madras
05/28/2007
What happens in Vegas stays on my bank statement
04/20/2007
Boystown
04/08/2007
Humility
03/31/2007
The king of underwear
03/11/2007
Raining on his parade
02/14/2007
In the spirit of Singles Awareness Day
01/02/2007
NYE
12/10/2006
Breckenridge, Colorado
12/01/2006
Snow day
11/29/2006
Moonlighting
11/08/2006
The bachelor, part 1
10/28/2006
Return
10/20/2006
Hellhounds
07/29/2006
Anus
05/28/2006
Blogojevich
05/23/2006
Balloons
05/13/2006
Sphinx
04/30/2006
Last night being a Cubs fan saved my life
04/01/2006
If you don't know, now you know
03/27/2006
Damien
03/09/2006
The worst place to lose your keys
02/23/2006
Unsweet justice
02/10/2006
The Snorer
02/07/2006
Rost in Transration
01/26/2006
Change the World
01/18/2006
Still haunted by my speeding ticket
12/16/2005
A Night at the Movies with Pete and Frank
12/06/2005
MySpace
12/05/2005
They've heard 'em all
11/06/2005
The Birthday Stream of Conscious
10/08/2005
Beauty and the Pete
10/03/2005
Securing our spots in hell
09/17/2005
Mugged
09/06/2005
Ambiguously Gay
08/20/2005
Whiff
08/12/2005
Horny
08/11/2005
Smoke: Corollary
08/09/2005
Smoke
08/05/2005
Angie 3:16
07/20/2005
Speed
07/13/2005
The Health Nut
07/11/2005
We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 2
07/09/2005
We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 1
07/08/2005
Don't worry, I'm safe, and I hope you are too
07/01/2005
Dance Dance Revolution
06/27/2005
Explanation of my Cryptic Previous Post (and no, I wasn't high when I wrote this)
06/09/2005
Stone-faced
06/02/2005
Crossing
05/25/2005
Landing
05/22/2005
Out of Town
05/17/2005
Guns
05/16/2005
Cheering Section
05/13/2005
The Karaoke Dildo
04/29/2005
Good thing I didn't brush my teeth with it
04/23/2005
My Stupid, Stupid Spider-man Action Figure
04/18/2005
Side Stitches
04/14/2005
Talib Kweli
04/11/2005
Losing Your Cubs Virginity the Wrong Way
04/01/2005
Fools
04/01/2005
The Hottest Chili in the History of the Universe
03/31/2005
Depilation
03/29/2005
Coffee
03/21/2005
So much for my happy ending
03/06/2005
The Con is On
03/04/2005
Everything is clear, like my conscience
02/28/2005
Mr. Fix-it
02/27/2005
My Black Penis
02/24/2005
What if I develop scurvy or something?
02/16/2005
All hail Pete, the greatest Tetris player in the history of the universe
02/14/2005
Hoes Before Bros
02/08/2005
Yo quiero un chimichanga
01/12/2005
Snowboarding Fools
01/06/2005
Snow, Like Whoa
12/12/2004
Graduation
12/09/2004
The Scrabble World Championship, Part 2
12/02/2004
The Scrabble World Championship
11/10/2004
Salmonella Paranoia
10/30/2004
Halloween Costume Contest
10/10/2004
Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
09/11/2004
Peterpalooza
08/23/2004
The New Crib
08/15/2004
My Dead Fish
08/14/2004
My Poor Fish
06/22/2004
Bill Clinton SO wasn't worth that!
06/10/2004
Will Smith
06/07/2004
Letterman
06/03/2004
Melanie and Martinis
06/01/2004
Ode to Catriona
05/23/2004
New York, New York
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