Anecdotes Archives

08/26/2008   Dramamine
07/10/2008   Jessie
06/29/2008   Barleycorn
06/08/2008   Three-pete
06/06/2008   Friday off
06/02/2008   78 cents
05/08/2008   The owner of my building who knows my face
05/06/2008   Fight or flight
04/11/2008   Don't try this at home, kids
03/03/2008   Golden shower
01/23/2008   I haven't been this profoundly upset about a celebrity death since 2pac
01/20/2008   Ice fishing tale
01/13/2008   Diablo
01/02/2008   Auld Lang Syne, part 2
01/01/2008   Auld Lang Syne, part 1
10/26/2007   Carving for Columbine
10/13/2007   Gerontophobia
10/03/2007   Final destination
09/27/2007   Reflex
09/16/2007   Machismo
08/17/2007   The two types of flashing
08/09/2007   Fashion no-no
07/01/2007   The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 1
06/20/2007   Madras
05/28/2007   What happens in Vegas stays on my bank statement
04/20/2007   Boystown
04/08/2007   Humility
03/31/2007   The king of underwear
03/11/2007   Raining on his parade
02/14/2007   In the spirit of Singles Awareness Day
01/02/2007   NYE
12/10/2006   Breckenridge, Colorado
12/01/2006   Snow day
11/29/2006   Moonlighting
11/08/2006   The bachelor, part 1
10/28/2006   Return
10/20/2006   Hellhounds
07/29/2006   Anus
05/28/2006   Blogojevich
05/23/2006   Balloons
05/13/2006   Sphinx
04/30/2006   Last night being a Cubs fan saved my life
04/01/2006   If you don't know, now you know
03/27/2006   Damien
03/09/2006   The worst place to lose your keys
02/23/2006   Unsweet justice
02/10/2006   The Snorer
02/07/2006   Rost in Transration
01/26/2006   Change the World
01/18/2006   Still haunted by my speeding ticket
12/16/2005   A Night at the Movies with Pete and Frank
12/06/2005   MySpace
12/05/2005   They've heard 'em all
11/06/2005   The Birthday Stream of Conscious
10/08/2005   Beauty and the Pete
10/03/2005   Securing our spots in hell
09/17/2005   Mugged
09/06/2005   Ambiguously Gay
08/20/2005   Whiff
08/12/2005   Horny
08/11/2005   Smoke: Corollary
08/09/2005   Smoke
08/05/2005   Angie 3:16
07/20/2005   Speed
07/13/2005   The Health Nut
07/11/2005   We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 2
07/09/2005   We're the new Matt and Ben, Part 1
07/08/2005   Don't worry, I'm safe, and I hope you are too
07/01/2005   Dance Dance Revolution
06/27/2005   Explanation of my Cryptic Previous Post (and no, I wasn't high when I wrote this)
06/09/2005   Stone-faced
06/02/2005   Crossing
05/25/2005   Landing
05/22/2005   Out of Town
05/17/2005   Guns
05/16/2005   Cheering Section
05/13/2005   The Karaoke Dildo
04/29/2005   Good thing I didn't brush my teeth with it
04/23/2005   My Stupid, Stupid Spider-man Action Figure
04/18/2005   Side Stitches
04/14/2005   Talib Kweli
04/11/2005   Losing Your Cubs Virginity the Wrong Way
04/01/2005   Fools
04/01/2005   The Hottest Chili in the History of the Universe
03/31/2005   Depilation
03/29/2005   Coffee
03/21/2005   So much for my happy ending
03/06/2005   The Con is On
03/04/2005   Everything is clear, like my conscience
02/28/2005   Mr. Fix-it
02/27/2005   My Black Penis
02/24/2005   What if I develop scurvy or something?
02/16/2005   All hail Pete, the greatest Tetris player in the history of the universe
02/14/2005   Hoes Before Bros
02/08/2005   Yo quiero un chimichanga
01/12/2005   Snowboarding Fools
01/06/2005   Snow, Like Whoa
12/12/2004   Graduation
12/09/2004   The Scrabble World Championship, Part 2
12/02/2004   The Scrabble World Championship
11/10/2004   Salmonella Paranoia
10/30/2004   Halloween Costume Contest
10/10/2004   Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
09/11/2004   Peterpalooza
08/23/2004   The New Crib
08/15/2004   My Dead Fish
08/14/2004   My Poor Fish
06/22/2004   Bill Clinton SO wasn't worth that!
06/10/2004   Will Smith
06/07/2004   Letterman
06/03/2004   Melanie and Martinis
06/01/2004   Ode to Catriona
05/23/2004   New York, New York