About

If you’ve made it to this part of the website, you are probably obsessed with Pete. It’s understandable. Not only is he funny and charming, but he’s also incredibly sexy. He has the world’s most intense eyes. Look at the picture above and see for yourself.

Pete is the creator of this phenomenal website, ill-noise.com. He resides in Chicago and has been blogging since 2004. The content of the site tends to be in the form of observational humor and funny anecdotes, but Pete is also quite capable of being serious. He’s a sensitive and obviously complicated man, Pete is.

For those that are wondering, “Ill Noise” is a play off of the name of Pete’s state, Illinois. It is also a name that has a hip hop connotation. Pete is very proud of how clever he is for thinking of this name.

Pete has been called the “Brett Favre of Bloggers,” for his habit of announcing his retirement from blogging on a nearly annual basis—only to return soon thereafter.

The website is powered by Movable Type, which means Pete is a pretty bad-assed blogger. Pictures are sometimes airbrushed using Photoshop to give the illusion that Pete has large biceps.

If you would like to get into contact with Pete, email him at pete@ill-noise.com. He is also reachable on AIM as the screenname “illnoisedotcom.” Pete welcomes all stalkers.

Besides being the Greatest Asian in the History of the Universe, Pete is just an ordinary guy who grew up in the Midwest. He enjoys rap music, old-school Elvis Costello, the Cubs, scotch, film noir, CNN anchor Campbell Brown, sushi, good jokes, and talking in the third person.