Typo

Every time I chat on IM with a girl I try to seduce her by mentioning how bad I am at something, like dancing or parallel parking or whatever, and it’s not because I’m trying to be all cutesy self-deprecating, it’s because of the opportunity of causing a typo: instead of writing “I suck at it,” I’ll write “I suck a tit,” and pray that she’ll respond by cybering with me but it never happens.