The Eyebrow
Kind of late last night while watching Baseball Tonight this horrifying insect with way more legs than necessary came skittering out from behind the ottoman and I had to stand up on the couch and scream and kill it with two fistfuls of toilet paper because otherwise I'd be lying awake all night, worried that it was going to crawl into my mouth and lay eggs while I slept. What the hell kind of mutant Uptown critter was that?! I really miss my old apartment.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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I'm guessing a centipede or millipede.
That sounds gross!
I love how you must mention you were watching baseball tonight when this happened so you wouldn't look AS girly for freaking out over a bug. ;)
Griffey is going to shoot a load off in your face! or at least attempt to, if he doesn't hurt himself first.