Improper attire
Help! I'm trying to find jogging shorts that don't expose my junk like a boxer's speed bag under a parachute!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Help! I'm trying to find jogging shorts that don't expose my junk like a boxer's speed bag under a parachute!
7 Comments
Now that's a mental picture...
You should run in a Speedo.
But you were once willing to go jogging outside in your boxer shorts right? So what's the difference. ;)
Get 2XL basketball shorts, it will be like running in a skirt or a kilt if you prefer.
I hate those kind of shorts... especially when its old men with hairy pale legs.
I agree with Larry, get some basketball shorts, Adidas has some shorts that dont cling to the dong.
http://www.footlocker.com/catalog/productdetail/model_nbr--88492/sku--55148064/size--/cm--GLOBAL%20SEARCH%3A%20KEYWORD%20SEARCH/
"The seamless 4" inseam minimizes chafing and irritation in this high-friction area"
These are better than the normal 2.25" inseam on most men's running shorts and they are available in a baggy version too....or you could just stick with the safe route (standard 7" inseam basketball shorts)