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Improper attire

Help! I'm trying to find jogging shorts that don't expose my junk like a boxer's speed bag under a parachute!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

7 Comments

#1 Joanna

Now that's a mental picture...

June 25, 2008 12:33 PM
#2 Chris

You should run in a Speedo.

June 25, 2008 02:46 PM
#3 Will

But you were once willing to go jogging outside in your boxer shorts right? So what's the difference. ;)

June 25, 2008 03:21 PM
#4 Larry

Get 2XL basketball shorts, it will be like running in a skirt or a kilt if you prefer.

June 25, 2008 05:48 PM
#5 Kelly

I hate those kind of shorts... especially when its old men with hairy pale legs.

June 25, 2008 10:03 PM
#6 Frank

I agree with Larry, get some basketball shorts, Adidas has some shorts that dont cling to the dong.

June 25, 2008 10:10 PM
#7 Tiffany

http://www.footlocker.com/catalog/productdetail/model_nbr--88492/sku--55148064/size--/cm--GLOBAL%20SEARCH%3A%20KEYWORD%20SEARCH/

"The seamless 4" inseam minimizes chafing and irritation in this high-friction area"

These are better than the normal 2.25" inseam on most men's running shorts and they are available in a baggy version too....or you could just stick with the safe route (standard 7" inseam basketball shorts)

June 26, 2008 08:40 AM