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Water cooler

So I finally discovered the water cooler. I'm working at this joint almost two years now (yet still relying on the "I'm the new kid" excuse for incompetence and awkward social encounters) and just now I learn there's a fucking water cooler. The hell. I'm like: "This place needs a water cooler this very instant. This no-water-cooler thing is sincere bull crap." And then my coworker says he thinks there's one in the secret mini-kitchen over by HR. You know, the one with the popcorn machine? And I'm staring at him like he just lifted up his shirt and showed me a mutant baby head living in his torso, like in Total Recall.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

5 Comments

#1 Mike S.

All that mini-kitchen needs is a wet bar.

March 19, 2008 01:57 PM
#2 Will

Couldnt find it eh? Where else did you think people went to in the morning to discuss TV shows and gossip?

March 19, 2008 03:24 PM
#3 Anne

lol very nice Pete.

March 19, 2008 04:35 PM
#4 Melanie

Haha, as if a watercooler isn't enough... You get a popcorn machine too!

March 19, 2008 08:00 PM
#5 Frank

i wonder if thats required for all offices now, we also have an ice maker, a freezer, a tv, and cute little decorations that are switched out depending on the upcoming holiday. It may seem nice, but i compare it to hell =)

March 19, 2008 09:35 PM