Sea monkeys
Do you know what sea monkeys are? My boss's boss says they're tiny brine shrimp. There was a glass ball on his desk that was a self-contained aquarium for sea monkeys. He didn't even need to feed them; they would have been able to live off of all of the naturally-occurring algae for up to three years.
I say all of that in past tense because today we had a meeting and I thought it was a snow globe, so I shook the glass ball really good. The meeting ended early.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
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Heh so you killed his pets? Way to move up the corporate ladder...
I thought sea monkeys were a toy??
Sad, but so funny.
You're special.
I had seamonkeys as a pet when I was a kid. They are pretty resilient creatures, but obviously no match for you... Hilarious.
you are the goofiest man on the internet. period.
You should buy him new sea monkeys as well as a snow globe, in case you ever have the urge to shake something.