Three buck chuck

Came into the office today wearing my $180 Armani tie that matches with none of the suit jackets I own, tried to shoot down the VP's remote-controlled toy helicopter with several rubber bands when he flew it into my office, blasted Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You from my computer speakers and sang out of tune with a couple other excited female coworkers, and then, as an office prank, while everyone was gathering by the elevators to head next door for our holiday party, I ran around and pressed CTRL+ALT+DOWN ARROW on everyone's laptop so their monitor displays would flip upside down.

Great day. This has been a tense week for me, but there's something about the Friday before Christmas that always changes my outlook, especially when all anyone's done all day at their desk is surf the internet while drinking cheap wine.