Selected text messages in my cell phone inbox from the last three months
- I just met mike ditka at costco in oakbrook can u believe it!
- I really enjoy dragon the bruce lee story.
- Hey pete can you pick me up at the airport i will owe you
- Pick up ur damn phone
- Date is going bad she keeps saying shes tired
- Gobble gobble
- Were at back of bar by the group of fat grls
- I think i want to fuck hester! :)
- Y did u end ur blog
- His head moves alot when he talks
- Guess what im prego!!
- I need a new job what should i do
- I wont make it after all. happy bday
- This ump blows
- Im close to nerveous breakdown.
Monday, December 10, 2007
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Tie them all together better.
Unrelated: My dog just farted again. The funny thing is that every time he farts, he gets this surprised look on his face. He turns around towards his ass and looks around, every time, as if it were the first time he has ever farted.
what a fantastic idea!
my favorite is "Date is going bad she keeps saying shes tired"
I was going to say that I hope whoever said that about Hester wasn't a guy....but then again even if a girl said that, it would still be disturbing.
lol at Will's comment
Nice. I bet some of us could create a whole website full of these.
Dude, I love that kind of stuff. I have a quick question though. Do you guys posting all know Pete? I stumbled across this website a couple of months ago and was wondering am I some kind of weirdo for reading someone's blog I don't know. Anyway, keep it up.
i know pete, he is a hottie. And also a gentleman. Sometimes a scholar. Always a fantastic lover.
I don't know Pete, so don't feel like a weirdo. I would be curious to know what percentage of the commenters on here know Pete in real life and what percentage don't.
I know Pete, and I love him! He's a good buddy! :)