My roommate is off to India for a month or maybe two
Reasons to be sad about living alone:
- No one to drunkenly discuss superstring theory with.
Reasons to be happy about living alone:
- Don't have to deal with his TV channel hogging.
- Don't have to deal with his dolphin flogging.
- I get to pee with the door open.
- I'm going to sneak into his bedroom and steal all of his Malcolm Gladwell books and stick them into my bookcase so when I have guests over, they'll all be impressed.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
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So you get that place all to yourself. Sweet deal. I myself prefer living alone to living with people because you don't got to worry about their shit.
I love how half the people who own Gladwell's books have never even read them.
That made me laugh because I too have noticed how Blink and The Tipping Point are now regarded as intellectual "must-haves" in everyones collection. Great books, but an amusing observation.
Ummm I think they first need to know who that guy is if they are gonna be impressed by you having his book...?
Hey you can also take down that tiki monster from the wall