Things that are stressing me out currently
In order of least stressful to most stressful:
- Being dead last in my fantasy football league. I've become that guy, the retard who forgets to update his rosters. This is after all that boasting I made about actuarial forecasting and Sabermetrics. Now I can't look Jenny in the eye anymore, and when Dave smirks and asks why I keep playing guys that are in their bye weeks, I just want to knock his teeth in is what I want to do.
- My dad, who gets hives every time he thinks about how I continue to rent an apartment instead of buying anything, so he calls and emails every other day to remind me to save money.
- Deadlines at work.
- My exam 5 actuarial certification that I'm taking in a couple weeks.
- People that are convinced I'm going to change the world when I deliver my best man speech on Saturday.
- The fact that I can't find my Spidey suit anywhere. I've turned my apartment upside down. At first I assumed it was misplaced during my move, but now I'm starting to slowly recollect pieces of the night months ago right after I watched Spider-Man 3, where I drank my sorrows away because of how awful the movie was and might have tossed my costume off the 40th floor balcony in a fit of pique. Now what am I going to wear for Halloween?
Thursday, October 18, 2007
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I hope you know that Sabermetrics is for baseball ;)
But maybe that would explain why you're last in your fball league.
how can you change the world if you can't wear your spidey suit underneath your tux? :)
You should go as Bruce Lee.
um...what happened to our battle rap? That stresses me out! I wouldnt be surprised if you burned your spidey suit either, you were a wreck that night.
Aww Pete - this is your chance to get a better spidey costume in preparation for a better movie.
As for FF, my team is no better. I've picked up and dropped guys like there's no tomorrow and yet I'm still near the bottom of the pack. I want one of my guys to have a ridiculous 40pt day like Adrian Peterson or something!
I bet you would give one of the most hilarious best man speeches ever...I can only imagine.
I wonder what ever came of that costume when you apparently threw it out the window. Maybe a homeless man wears it now.
Make sure this speech is in video!
Spiderman is overdone, you should use this chance to buy a more original costume.
You rent? What??