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Gesundheit

Do you ever sneeze ferociously, and then someone nearby quickly says "Bless you," and that pisses you off because you know you're not done, you're at the onset of a sneezing fit consisting of about three or four more good ones, but now that someone's already blessed you, there's that compelling need to hold the rest of your sneezes inside so they don't have to keep saying it, which of course is unnatural and painful, and then the person next to always you gives you a weird look because of the contorted facial expressions you're making, kind of like a combination of biting the inside of your cheek and smelling sewage and eating a bag of sour Warheads? The same face Hiro Nakamura makes when he's about to bend space and time?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

8 Comments

#1 Chris

Hiro looks constipated when he tries to stop time.

October 10, 2007 12:56 PM
#2 Lynn

This reminds me of Dane Cook... "I hate when people say 'Gesundheit,' I feel like I should be honoring Hitler."

October 10, 2007 02:28 PM
#3 Natasha

No

October 10, 2007 03:35 PM
#4 Lennie

Yes

October 10, 2007 08:09 PM
#5 Will

Ah, you're a serial sneezer too eh? Doesn't it suck?

October 10, 2007 09:22 PM
#6 Minnie

holding in sneezes does hurt so...i think in your case you should just let go and sneeze, so what if they say bless you 4 times?

October 11, 2007 05:34 PM
#7 Steve

I hate coming to your site to find out you haven't updated. Update please!!!

October 12, 2007 04:10 PM
#8 Tynelle

Yes. It drives me bloody insane.
I have really bad hay fever, and I tend to sneeze at least 5 times in a row when the pollen is high. I have learned to sorta hold in my sneezes though (and not look retarded). It's taken years of practice.

October 24, 2007 11:36 PM