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Something that can only be called Genius Sex

Last night my inebriated brain was a spanked beehive of activity before I passed out. I happened to think about this recital back in high school, something that was sparsely attended during lunch, not a big nighttime production, just some of the in-house geniuses playing music. There was the shy cello prodigy with the super-sensitive ears who was also no slouch at math and had no TV at home, and she tore up the joint as usual. Then she stood to one side as her boyfriend, another genius at math, and science, and, almost as a weird afterthought, badminton, expertly played the violin. And we all elbowed each other as the cellist started unconsciously stroking the shaft of her instrument, captivated by her boyfriend's performance.

But it took until last night, a good ten years later, to lay and wonder about their sex life, whether it was awkward and tentative, which is what I would've assumed back then, or elaborate and super-secret, or something that can only be called Genius Sex, or just regular, or if it only existed in the mutual appreciation of each other's virtuosity.

After that I thought about being able to shoot long streams of fire from my hands and what that would feel like. I am not kidding.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

10 Comments

#1 Julie

I think that is your strangest blog ever. If not...its way up there.

September 8, 2007 10:09 AM
#2 Paul McKendal

What if genius sex consisted of shooting long streams of fire from your hands, ever consider that? ;-)

September 8, 2007 10:10 AM
#3 Arvind

You got me laughing hilariously on this one, but we need a detailed description of what you think genius sex entails.

September 8, 2007 10:34 AM
#4 Anne

Thats awesome

September 8, 2007 11:46 AM
#5 Will

Lol Paul, if thats true then in Pete's case it would have to be called Genius Masturbation since he's single.

September 8, 2007 12:07 PM
#6 Jason

Genius Sex is for reproduction purposes only.

September 8, 2007 12:45 PM
#7 Steve

Hahaha. Classic.

September 8, 2007 02:54 PM
#8 Linz

I'm going to go with "just regular" but I was very entertained with imagination what sex between geniuses looks like. :)

September 8, 2007 06:31 PM
#9 Meg

Haha! You're like a living cartoon character. I wonder if I touch you, if I'll get ink on my hands.

September 9, 2007 06:22 AM
#10 Minnie

You think of the most random things!

September 9, 2007 09:32 AM