Multi-party barbershop conversation
BIG LADY: And you know what she ended up serving at her birthday party?
SKINNY LADY: You can't even pronounce the country she's from.
BIG LADY: We're at this birthday party and guess what she gives us.
SKINNY LADY: She's from the jungle.
BIG LADY: Tongue.
SKINNY LADY: Tongue. Can you believe that? Would you ever bring out -- I mean, cake, ice cream, that's what you serve at a birthday party, right?
ME: Chips and salsa.
BIG LADY: It looked like a big penis.
MEDIUM LADY: Hey, have you ever had bull testicles?
BIG LADY: I bet she would serve bull testicles.
ME: How come you never see people eating female body parts? It's always testicles or--
BIG LADY: "Would you like a nice slice of breast?"
MEDIUM LADY: "How about some vagina?"
SKINNY LADY: Oh my god, did you hear what she said?
MEDIUM LADY: VAGINA!
SKINNY LADY: We're a little rowdy today. Is this your first time here?
ME: No. Why do you think I come here?
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5 Comments
Heh, sounds like a place I need to go to.
Please tell me it was either Big Lady or Medium Lady that cut your hair. Skinny Lady sounds like a prude. :-(
My haircut experiences are much quieter...I go in, she buzzes my hair, asks what I do for a living, shampoos me, then I leave a 2 dollar tip.
crotch shampoos are the way to go my friend.
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