The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 2

Don't you hate when you write yourself in a corner by naming your previous blog entry The Incredible Shrinking Pete, part 1, thereby promising your readers a sequel, a sequel of which you had planned on writing about the negative aspects of the "South Pete Diet", but then you realized that "South Pete Diet" isn't even a fraction as clever as you thought it was the day before, and that people might not even get the joke, or even if they do get the joke, they've grown weary of your hyperbolic, pseudo-narcissistic gimmick, so you try to improvise by using your run-on sentence gimmick which is typically the device that you use when you don't feel like structuring your thoughts in a drawn-out anecdote, so you bombard people with stream-of-consciousness minutiae and they love it?