Taste of Chicago

"I've only got two tickets left and they're about to close the booths soon. What the fuck do I do with two tickets? Do you think they'd let me have a fourth of a cup of beer?"

"No way Jose."

"Fuck, this place is a scam, all of it. These damn two tickets that I can't buy anything with! What the hell do I do with them now?"

"Dude, chill out. Just find a homeless person and give it to him."

"But he's not going to be able to buy anything with it either!"

"That's the beauty of it."