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Possible Harry Potter endings:

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  Gets fucked up by Voldemort on page 704 but comes back to life on page 724. Then there's an epilogue, then the final two sentences go: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."

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• Wakes up from a dream.
• Plays "Don't Stop Believin'" on diner jukebox, buys onion rings for the table. Meanwhile, Hermione has trouble parallel parking her broom.
• Flash forward.
• Escapes Hogwarts, discovers the Statue of Liberty half-buried in the beach, collapses onto knees, screams.
• Voldemort says "I must break you," but Harry has none of it and keeps on fighting, eventually winning over the Soviet crowd as well as the Politburo with his determination. Finally victorious, he screams, "If I can change... and you can change... then everybody can change!" Thus ending the Cold War.
• Auto-erotic asphyxiation while looking in the Mirror of Erised.
• J.K. Rowling lied. The blogs books won't end, even after months of promises and hype and several "jump the shark" moments. She blogs writes at a frenetic pace and can't seem to get it out of her system.