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I know I'm going to catch a lot of flak for this, but you know what irks me? Other than the word "irk"? It's when people set pictures of them AND their significant others as their Facebook picture. Alright, I get it, you are a single unit, you are one. And you look sooo cute together. I get it. Couples want to be thought of as one inseparable entity, like the non-celebrity versions of Brangelina and Bennifer. I get it. But why make life so difficult for me when I'm trying to check John Smith's profile but it instead turns out to be Jane Smith's, which was a mistake that could only be made because they uploaded the same exact token John-Jane photo onto their profiles?

At least it's not as bad as when people use a picture of their newborn child as their Facebook picture.

Also, I used to say that married people shouldn't be allowed in bars. I'd like to expand that to say married people shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. If I ever see in my news feed that Jane Smith went from "in a relationship" to "married," the next line better be: Jane Smith has deleted her profile.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

10 Comments

#1 Adam

i hate when i go on myspace and a girls profile pic is her in a group of 5 other girls...i stare at it trying to figure out, which one are you??

July 10, 2007 01:48 PM
#2 Nancy

My myspace pic is my cat. shes cute. Its not that serious. Really.

July 10, 2007 01:54 PM
#3 Mike S.

I'm with you 100%. Facebook pics should instead only be about the art of awkward cropping jobs.

July 10, 2007 02:22 PM
#4 Melanie

All this time I put up my wedding picture as my profile pic I had no idea how much you must of hated that!

July 10, 2007 05:16 PM
#5 Zelda

my pic is an anime cartoon....does that meet your approval?

July 10, 2007 11:55 PM
#6 Joanna

Ha.

July 11, 2007 11:27 AM
#7 Lee

I think there should also be another rule that once you graduate from college and get a job you shouldn't be allowed on facebook either!

July 11, 2007 03:16 PM
#8 Mark

That's is the route I took, Lee.

July 13, 2007 04:19 PM
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