Because I'm too lazy to send this to Jay Leno
Not only is Google the organizers of the world's information, but their mastery of phallic subtlety completely dicks their competitors.

Monday, June 18, 2007
Not only is Google the organizers of the world's information, but their mastery of phallic subtlety completely dicks their competitors.

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WANG? A-ROD? Big STICKS??? ohohohohoh
...completely dicks their competitors?
Yeah, I know it was a stretch. I was hoping that no one would notice.
I'm having an off-day, throw me a frickin' bone here.
And yes, I realize that last phrase didn't quite fit with the context, but I was thinking about Austin Powers, and well... that's the last time I have a couple drinks at lunch.
Oh penis!
GET BACK TO WORK PETE ;)
And this is why Google is destined to change the world.