Corey Hart
I'm so cool I don't even know what to do with myself.
When I put on these sunglasses at night and people have conversations with me, I look in the opposite direction and answer in one-word answers because I'm so cool. I try to look as disinterested and distracted as possible.
When people take pictures of me I angle my head upwards for a grand view of my nostrils because I'm so cool.
At the end of the night when the dance floor empties out I'm so cool I'll walk onto the middle of the dance floor and start wiping the dirt off my shoulders. Then do the running man. Then the moonwalk. Then the Smooth Criminal anti-gravity lean. Then the solo rendition of the electric slide. It's electric.
Even the Elaine-from-Seinfeld "dry heave" dance style looks cool when I do it because I'm so cool.
People will surround me, they will make a circle around me and yell, "GO PETE! GO PETE! GO PETE! GO PETE!"
And the whole entire time, my face will be expressionless.
And when I leave the club at the end of the night, people will ask each other, "Who was that guy?"
And someone will reply, "That's Pete, the greatest Asian in the history of the universe."
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lol.. You make me laugh =)
You are biggest dork ever... but, I guess that's why I love you.
You're hot cause you're fly
We ain't cause we're not
This is why
This is why you're hot
Did you and Dave plan the matching shirts before you went out? How cute! Where are HIS sunglasses? You forgot to plan those!
Dave ALWAYS friggin' wears the same shirt as me on accident whenever we go out. It pisses me off!
So, which one in that pic is supposed to be the cool one? Just curious because I've seen both of you dance.
The cheesy Miami Vice look is actually a good luck for you ;)
That's Hott.
Since I can't use HTML tags to include pics:
http://www.ill-noise.com/2007/04/corey_hart.html
Dammit Pete.
http://www.darkcirclespuffyeyes.com/images/sunexposure-darkcircles.jpg
You're silly :)
you and dave look like the zuit suit riot, or 2 jailbirds. and do the aviators make you paralyzed in the neck or something?