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Watercooler talk

"Guess who's playing The Joker in the next Batman movie?"

"Who?"

"Heath Ledger."

"You're shitting me."

"You heard me right. Heath fucking Ledger."

"I don't get it. How do you go from Ten Things I Hate About You to Brokeback Mountain to playing the GREATEST VILLAIN IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY? Some people get all the luck. I mean, he basically mumbled his way to an Oscar nomination, and now everyone thinks he's Pacino or something. He doesn't deserve it!"

"Oh, and did you hear Dakota Fanning's gonna get raped in her next film?"

"That, she deserves."

Friday, July 21, 2006

4 Comments

#1 Alan

Heath Ledger? Heath Ledger? The only good film he's made was Australian, and he played a junky in it. He's no goddamn Joker.

July 21, 2006 05:05 PM
#2 Frank

your dakota fanning comment even stunned me for a second

July 21, 2006 06:53 PM
#3 Larry

Pete you are talking about raping 12 year old girls on your website ... thats how you get in trouble with the FBI.

If you were talking about 12 year old boys im sure the Catholic Church would offer you a job. Yeah, I went there.

July 21, 2006 07:32 PM
#4 TOM

That made me laugh, and then my mom asked me what was funny so I closed the window. Consider that a huge compliment.

July 21, 2006 11:51 PM