Poll: the cuter baby

One of my strongest convictions, of which I will remain adamant on from now until my last breath alive, is that I was the cutest baby that ever crawled on earth. Really. Even to this day, family members will come up to me and gush about how I was the cutest, most enjoyable, most perfect baby they had ever laid eyes on.

I was a living legend.

Unfortunately, some of us are starting to believe that my 10-month-old cousin Nathan is the Cutest Ever, and it's pissing me off. I'll give him credit: he's very cute... so cute, you can't keep your eyes off of him once he enters the room. He's also learning sign language too, which will make him formidably adorable when he gets better at it in the next several months. Another thing Nate's got going for him is that he looks really twerpy. Damn him.

BUT. STILL... I... WAS... CUTER.

Objectively speaking, I've got the major edge on Nate in eyes. While Nate's eyes make him look intelligent (and his eyebrows, I'll concede, are more remarkable than mine), my eyes are softer and give me a bit more gravity. Also, my lips are fuller, and my ears stick out like Dumbo. A huge strike against Nate is that he's got veins sticking out on the sides of his forehead. It's downright hideous. For that reason alone, I am the far cuter baby.

But I want you readers to be the true judge of that. Look at the pictures below of me and Nate and then comment on who you think is cuter. I need to know for sure who the cuter baby was.

It's Past versus Present. And we're going to settle this once and for all.

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Nathan:

Me: