What's so hard about putting up an electrified, barbed wire fence?

Apparently, if illegal immigrants pay a fine and then wait a little while before being granted citizenship, well then, it’s not really amnesty.

And apparently 6,000 National Guardsmen — the same Guardsmen that were desperately needed during the Hurricane Katrina crisis — are going to come out of nowhere by 2008 to help the Border Patrol keep all of the Mexicans out. The only way I see Bush being able to come up with 6,000 Guardsmen is if Jango Fett is available to donate his DNA on the distant rain planet, Kamino. Nevermind.

And apparently Bush thinks that he can recycle old speech material and no one will notice. The “temporary worker program” is a cute pet project to have, but he’s had six years to implement something that only comes up during debates versus John Kerry, or after foreigners stage rallies.

And apparently Bush says he doesn’t want to “militarize” the borders, but I say, militarize away. Think about it — what’s going to deter more people from sneaking in: the lack of an ID with a stinkin’ fingerprint, or having Hindu dots aimed at the middle of their foreheads by assault rifles threatening to blast them all to smithereens along the Rio Grande?