Yellow

I’ve been fighting horrific headaches lately because the cable on the back of my computer monitor is perpetually loose, causing the screen to have a yellow tint to it. If you stare at your computer screen as much as I do, you’ll understand how nauseating a yellow screen can be.

It looks something like this:

The easy solution is to go out and buy a gaudy 19-inch flat panel LCD, but the cheapskate in me is going to hold off on that idea and save my money for booze. And besides, the yellowness is kind of fun so far. You know the exciting feeling you get when lose your house to a fire and you’re left to sleep out in the streets but you’re having too much fun to cry because it kind of feels like camping? Well, this is how I feel. I feel like I’m playing Gameboy.