Valentine's wishlist
I know what you girls want tomorrow. A dozen roses. Or a single rose. Both work fine, apparently.
Flower petals leading to a tub full of lukewarm bubble bath water. Candles. A glass filled with ’96 Château Lafite Rothschild Pauillac. If you’re black, you’ll want some Luther playing in the background, or the Isley Brothers. If you’re white, I don't know... Clay Aiken? You’ll also want doors opened for you and chairs pulled out. Poetry. Godiva chocolates. Earrings. I love yous. A night of strong but gentle sex. Cuddling afterwards.
And that’s a great formula, if you’re into that sort of thing. Now here’s what’s on my wishlist:
- Jessica Alba
- Natalie Portman
- Rachel McAdams
- Maria Menounos
- Elisha Cuthbert
- Stacy Dash
- Melissa Theuriau
- Rose Byrne
- Eva Longoria
- China Chow
- Jennifer Garner
- Josie Maran
- Sarah Silverman
- Monica Bellucci
- Beyonce Knowles
- Mandy Moore
- Rachel Ray
- Naomi Watts
- Halle Berry
- Jessica Simpson
- Kate Bosworth
- Vida Guerra
- Ali Landry
- Brittany Murphy
- Alyssa Milano
- Leann Tweeden
- Jessica Biel
- Kate Beckinsale
- Michelle Yeoh
- Lindsay Lohan
- Huang Sheng Yi
- Anna Faris
- Two turtle doves
- Patridge in a pear tree
- Stick of gum
- A night of strong but gentle sex with all 32 women at the same time while I chew on my stick of gum and watch, with wild fascination, the two turtle doves double-teaming that poor partridge in the pear tree.
Monday, February 13, 2006
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Is it bad when someone refers to your site as "sexist", and people are upset over the wife comment in your last blog...yet i dont remember reading anything sexist? haha. Going straight to hell we are
ill-noise.com: Objectifying women since 1981
I'm just kidding! :)
Where is Evangeline Lily from "Lost" on that list? No list is complete without her, even if the list has nothing to do with sex or women. Every list must include her or it is worthless.
You forgot to put Sumo-girl on your list.
at least you've got a multicultural thing going on.
ill-noise.com: we're sexist, but not racist
Here's a nice little stat. You've got a list of 32 women. Now let's say all 32 women wrote a list of the 32 people they want, that's 1024 spots open. What are the chances that you'd be on that?
Depress you a little?
There's my little shout out to the people who think you're blog may be a little sexist (although myself, I don't know where that's coming from).
How ironic. Before coming here and seeing your Valentine's Day wishlist, I just wrote a post about how I don't need flowers or other things like that. Kind of funny what people always assume other people want. Enjoyed your post!