MUHFUGGA means mofo in his language

First disclaimer is I’m drunk off of many beers. Second disclimar is this post might not be too coherent and wil probably confuse the hell out of you, but I enjoy reading what I have written in a altnerate state of mind. So here we go.

Today actually tonight, I got into a bizzare near-fight with a homeless guy with a speech impediment. Honest to gosh he had a speech impediment or something. He was of Afircan American descent and appeared to be drunk. He mumbles sorta when he talks and you can’t understand. Does anyone here that goes to ui of i know who i am talking about???

We were bar hoppiong and we stand in line at a bar and he was leaving the bar maybe he was thrown out. I’ve seen him before at this same bar a lot but for some reason the way he talks and how hes so aggressive acting, it just intimidates me a little so usually I look away and pretend he does not exist even if he screams at my face for a reaction. i dunno but yeah anyway but as he was walking I think I was gawking at him and I think he saw my gawk. So he said, “Whuzzabamoo!”
I said What?

then he said, “Whygeegee! Whuzzabamooop! Commama... Rahhmannn!!!”

He sounded like a cross between Bernie Mac and the Tasmanian Devil.

I was drunk and then I smirked and then looked at my friends and shruged and I said, pig latin is always a challenge for me.. I looked around to see if anyone wanted to highfive me but everyone kind of just winced and looked away, ....then the homeless guy a scary look on his face and he said, “WHUZZAFAWWWWWW!!!! OBBOOBLAH! AH FUCK YA UPPP MUHFUGGA WHUZZANNAH!!! AH FUCK YA UP!”

This me made me turned bright red and felt real uncomfortbale so he got in my face and his words somehow seemed to make more sense to me the more angrier he got and as he said RAGGALA WHUZZA AH FUCK YA WIFE LAHHH DIZ! AH FUCK HAH LAH DIZ MUHFUGGA! HIMMALAHO!

WHUZZA FUCK YA LUKKING AH! MAN!

I tried to calm him down but his eyes got big and demonic . He said, NO DOOHN TOUCH MAH! IF YA TOUCH MAH AH FUCK YA UPP! DOOHN FUCK W’MAH SON! AH KNOCK ZAZAZA SHIT OBALA, RAHHHHH!!!! RAHHH!!!

Then he just started screaming and screamign to insanity at the top of his lungs and then the cops came cuz someone called them.