The Deerhunter
Bare with me here because I’m still feeling the alcohol and hastily writing this post down only because I think I’ll forget and underapreciate the impact of it all by the morning.
When I was walking home to my apartment just minutes ago, well as always I only look at the ground when I walk.. someone once told me that mpeople who look at the ground means you have selfesteem issues but look at me, do I look like I have problems with my self esteem?? I think not. AAnyway, so I'm looking down on the ground and about to go up into the front door of my apartment building, when I SAW A HOOF.
Yes, a hoof. A deer’s hoof. So I looked up,. Standing right next to me, literally a few week away, was A DEER! With antlers and stuff, each antler having at least 5 points. I’ve never seen a real live one before that was this close.
I decided to make a gutsy move by trying to pet it, but thats when it ran away...so I chased it down a back alley but it was so fast and I kept tripping over things, everntually I gave up. Also I get nervous in back alleys at 4 in the morning because you know what happened to me last time I was in that position. But whatever though, the point is BAMBI IS OUT ON THE LOOSE IN CHAMPAIGN AND IF A CAR DOESNT GET TO IT FIRST I WILL KILL BAMBI!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
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Haha. Deerhoof. lol.
It was the magical White Stag of Self Immolation. Perhaps you will burst into flames sometimes within the next 24 hours, perhaps not. It is a mystery.
Crazy! I went to school in champaign so I can't imagine. Don't deer live in the woods?... Or did they migrate to the farmlands now LOL.
maybe it was rudolph, and santa was coming to town and wanted to pay u a visit cuz u've been a bad boy.. u sadist!
or maybe it was doe, a deer, a female deer
I dont read your site for a bit, and i miss some classic posts, excellent bday moments, talk of britney spears (kind of), and you stalking a deer. And the responses, props to Lynn! I long for the day we can share a watermelon bubble tea/slush with those delicious balls.....
tapioica balls of course
Hehe, Frank and his ambiguously gay humor.
Hmmmm how did a deer get into champaign? Was this a drunk hallucination?
Wow. That's as close as you've ever gotten to a deer? You should come to the NW... they galavant in driveways and threaten to be ran over by cars 24/7.
No Stacy... they threaten to run over children if you run them over in your car.