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K-Fed vs. P-Ngu

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: the fact that Kevin Federline is currently putting together an album (with the help of Britney’s checkbook for production costs, I'm assuming) or the fact that he’s a better rapper than me.

Here is a leaked clip of his song: Ya'll Ain't Ready

And compare that to a leaked clip of a rap song I recorded, circa 2000: Looking Around for the Truth

I just don’t get it. I spent every study hall period in high school scribbling rhymes down in my notebook, revising and rewriting lyrics with hopes that one day I’d be signed to a hip hop label, and yet this dude who obviously reaks of average ability strolls lazily into the studio and STILL out-raps me.

I must have really sucked and people just didn’t have the heart to tell me.

But at least I know how to pronounce “paparazzi” (listen closely and you'll hear K-Fed pronouncing it “pavarotti”).

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

13 Comments

#1 Shaunna

Aw thats cute! You don't suck Pete, it was pretty good!

November 8, 2005 11:26 PM
#2 Lynn

it's ok. k-fed's raps arent good enough, that's why he needs the double voice to make himself sound more interesting or make it sound like he's got his posse rapping with him.

November 9, 2005 10:41 AM
#3 Rob

PISTOL PETE ON THE MICROPHONE!

November 9, 2005 03:08 PM
#4 Baron

Yeah, don't feel bad Pete. Your's is a good rap, but you're just lacking the overproduction 'K-Fed' gets.

And you sound like you have a cold =P

November 9, 2005 04:38 PM
#5 Nic

You sound to nice...you need to talk about guns and murder, shit like that.

November 9, 2005 05:31 PM
#6 Lynn

pete always sounds like he has a cold. he sounds nasal. i think it's because his nose is flat so his nostrils are too small. that's why he sleeps with his mouth open too.

November 9, 2005 10:35 PM
#7 Tasha

K-Fed...is that really what he's going by or a name you coined? Cause that's only a couple of letters away from Fed-Ex. Which really isn't gangsta.

November 10, 2005 12:39 AM
#8 Baron

K-Fed is it Tasha. I know. That's real Gangsta, hey?

November 10, 2005 04:20 PM
#9 Tasha

About as gangsta as high tea.

November 10, 2005 04:22 PM
#10 PhotoFill

haha, fedex, and yes baron is right, he (or britney) has the money to make it sounds good...

November 10, 2005 04:24 PM
#11 PhotoFill

er, sound good.

November 10, 2005 04:25 PM
#12 Baron

I keep seeing "K-Fed vs. Pingu"

XD

November 12, 2005 08:06 AM
#13 Melanie

I'd vote for you any day over KFed. Major WT!

November 12, 2005 08:09 PM