K-Fed vs. P-Ngu
I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: the fact that Kevin Federline is currently putting together an album (with the help of Britney’s checkbook for production costs, I'm assuming) or the fact that he’s a better rapper than me.
Here is a leaked clip of his song: Ya'll Ain't Ready
And compare that to a leaked clip of a rap song I recorded, circa 2000: Looking Around for the Truth
I just don’t get it. I spent every study hall period in high school scribbling rhymes down in my notebook, revising and rewriting lyrics with hopes that one day I’d be signed to a hip hop label, and yet this dude who obviously reaks of average ability strolls lazily into the studio and STILL out-raps me.
I must have really sucked and people just didn’t have the heart to tell me.
But at least I know how to pronounce “paparazzi” (listen closely and you'll hear K-Fed pronouncing it “pavarotti”).
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Aw thats cute! You don't suck Pete, it was pretty good!
it's ok. k-fed's raps arent good enough, that's why he needs the double voice to make himself sound more interesting or make it sound like he's got his posse rapping with him.
PISTOL PETE ON THE MICROPHONE!
Yeah, don't feel bad Pete. Your's is a good rap, but you're just lacking the overproduction 'K-Fed' gets.
And you sound like you have a cold =P
You sound to nice...you need to talk about guns and murder, shit like that.
pete always sounds like he has a cold. he sounds nasal. i think it's because his nose is flat so his nostrils are too small. that's why he sleeps with his mouth open too.
K-Fed...is that really what he's going by or a name you coined? Cause that's only a couple of letters away from Fed-Ex. Which really isn't gangsta.
K-Fed is it Tasha. I know. That's real Gangsta, hey?
About as gangsta as high tea.
haha, fedex, and yes baron is right, he (or britney) has the money to make it sounds good...
er, sound good.
I keep seeing "K-Fed vs. Pingu"
XD
I'd vote for you any day over KFed. Major WT!