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All-nighter

It’s five in the morning and I’m delirious. I’ve spent all night studying stochastic modeling and illustrating closed binomial lattices and have come to realize just how much I really despise some of the work that actuary science entails, and how I’m destined to one day live a wealthy but lonely life in a downtown Chicago condominium full of glass, steel, and black marble. It’s times like these that I wish I could just quit everything and become that pretentious transgressive fiction writer I’ve always wanted to become, but for reasons I can’t quite put my finger on, I think I’m going to keep studying anyway so I can make that test this morning my bitch.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

7 Comments

#1 Alan

"Then he passed out during the test, and his professors were all 'OMGWTF HIS BINOMIAL LATTICES ARE SO GOOD'. Somehow through the catatonia, The Greatest Asian in the Universe heard this, and was all 'FUCK YEAH TAKE THAT LATTICES'.

Of course, noone heard this. He'd passed out after all."

November 3, 2005 05:49 AM
#2 Lynn

go spidey go!

November 3, 2005 09:25 AM
#3 Nic

Hey on the brightside you're going to be filthy rich.

November 3, 2005 12:16 PM
#4 Cheryl

I and everyone else here think you should quit and be a writer!

November 3, 2005 05:50 PM
#5 PhotoFill

so howd the test go?

November 4, 2005 01:24 AM
#6 Pete

I made it my bitch.

November 4, 2005 09:51 AM
#7 zine

money is not everything u know...

November 11, 2005 09:47 PM