All-nighter
It’s five in the morning and I’m delirious. I’ve spent all night studying stochastic modeling and illustrating closed binomial lattices and have come to realize just how much I really despise some of the work that actuary science entails, and how I’m destined to one day live a wealthy but lonely life in a downtown Chicago condominium full of glass, steel, and black marble. It’s times like these that I wish I could just quit everything and become that pretentious transgressive fiction writer I’ve always wanted to become, but for reasons I can’t quite put my finger on, I think I’m going to keep studying anyway so I can make that test this morning my bitch.
Thursday, November 3, 2005
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"Then he passed out during the test, and his professors were all 'OMGWTF HIS BINOMIAL LATTICES ARE SO GOOD'. Somehow through the catatonia, The Greatest Asian in the Universe heard this, and was all 'FUCK YEAH TAKE THAT LATTICES'.
Of course, noone heard this. He'd passed out after all."
go spidey go!
Hey on the brightside you're going to be filthy rich.
I and everyone else here think you should quit and be a writer!
so howd the test go?
I made it my bitch.
money is not everything u know...