Checking the blindspot

I’m blinder than Stevie Wonder with his eyes closed when I’m not wearing my contact lenses, so let’s just say that it wasn’t a good idea at all for me to get up in the middle of the night and realize that I can’t have my car parked out in the street in front of my apartment because today is Monday and the city will start enforcing the meters in just a few hours, so yeah it wasn’t very bright of me to drive my car to my parking lot about 5 blocks away without my contacts on, all because I was too lazy to put them back on at 3 in the morning and too tired and groggy to consider the fact that while doing something even worse than drunk driving — driving essentially blind — I could have easily hit a tree or bush or something or I could have run over any poor pedestrian that oddly decided to take a late-night walk at 3 AM, but luckily for all the trees, bushes, and poor pedestrians on campus, and the sake of my weblog, I somehow survived MY FIRST EVER ATTEMPT TO OPERATE A MOVING VEHICLE IN 20/200 VISION.