This is why China will NEVER compete with the U.S. as a military power
Overheard this afternoon on the CUMTD 9B Brown Bus...
Two Chinese dudes are sitting in the back row blasting hip hop with their boombox.
Chinese Dude 1: Yo yo, muthafucka, dis shit is dope. [Raps along with boombox.]
Chinese Dude 2: Yo, it says "No Radios," nigga.
Chinese Dude 1: Shit, nigga, this ain't no muthafuckin' radio!
Chinese Dude 2: Yo dog, you see that shit go down in Chinatown this weekend? There was guns 'n shit, farreals, nigga.
Chinese Dude 1: Mad guns, yo. All them niggaz gots guns, and the po-lice too, nigga.
Chinese Dude 2: Shit was wack, dog.
Chinese Dude 1: [Looks around.] Where all da bitches at, yo?
The bus stops and a menacing black man takes a seat directly in front of the two guys.
Chinese Dudes: [Speaking Chinese.]
Monday, September 12, 2005
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ROFL.
It amuses me no end when whites/asians refer to themselves as 'niggas', and try to pull all that homie shit. How pretentious.
Reminds me of the opening to the movie office space where the white guy is stuck in gridlock on his way to work and is listening to gangsta rap and rapping along real loud til he sees a black man walking down the median towards his car and he turns the music real far down til the black man goes past him and then cranks it again and continues rappin ...
Shit is wack kno' what i mean dawg ... word to your motha ... in the hizzi
You silly asian people crack me up.
Too funny!! You should have joined those chinese guys in that gangsta talk :)