They call themselves Siegfried and Roy too
When Dave and I were hanging out yesterday, we noticed two squirrels having passionate sex outside my window on a tree branch. It was cute. One squirrel was directly behind the other, gyrating its squirrelly pelvis against its lover.
I guess squirrels don't like the missionary position.
Quickly I started fumbling around with my digital camera to try to capture footage of their romp, and that's when Dave and I noticed something both horrifying and confusing. The squirrels switched positions, and this time the one that had been beneath the other was now on top. In other words, they were TAKING TURNS DOING EACH OTHER FROM BEHIND.
"Wait a second... They're buttfucking each other? They're GAY?" Dave and I collectively mused.
Dave pressed his face up against the screen of my window for a closer look and said, "Their assholes are right underneath their tails, right?"
"I think so, dude."
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no wonder squirrels like nuts
^^^^ ZING
I wonder if there are such things as lesbian animals.
Hey! Where'd you see The Mystery Machine?
Here in Champaign. My friend Colin and I were walking home from a party late one night and saw it parked out on the street, so I took a picture.
Pete I get so unbelievably pissed whenever I go to your site and see that you haven't updated it. Today I must have compulsively gone to your site over 10 times. This is driving me crazy. Post SOMETHING, damn it.
your slacking pete, and your hardcore readers are starting to get uneasy and restless.