Oui oui!
Yesterday Dann emailed me and told me to do a Google image search on the latest girl he's been whacking off to: Melissa Theuriau. She's a French news anchor and she's HOT, so hot that I'm now bumping Rose Byrne to #4 on my Top Ten List and putting Melissa at #3.
Obviously, Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman are the top two hottest women in the world.
Here's a picture of Melissa reporting about Yasser Arafat:
She can yasser my afarat any day. Mm'hmm.
Now that I've offended all of my feminist readers, I'll continue and wonder outloud why America doesn't have any hot news anchors. I mean come on, Brokaw, Rather, and Jennings have all left the networks in the last year -- you would think ratings-hungry producers would have filled their vacant seats with boobies by now, NOT BOB SCHIEFFER. When the best news booty that the greatest country in the world has to offer is Katie Couric, you know we've got REAL problems.
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pete, you pig!! haha j/k she's hot :)...for a girl that is.
how about suchin pak from mtv. she's kinda cutesy....
Yeah she is very sexy ... she prolly hates america too considering shes french so shed be all angry and stuff grrrr.
even ill admit shes hot
BooBies
I'm gonna need a bigger (drool) bucket.
you know what they say about french women and their armpits
Oh shit Pete (or Dann),... great find! niiice :)
Incredible...
Could you show a picture of her body? She is gorgeous.
pete, you picked a crappy picture of her:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12612
or if you really wanna go at it, heres video:
http://www.ryoni.com/news/123/ARTICLE/1099/2005-01-07.html
I've already been to those sites that you linked.
What's so crappy about the picture?
I'm more interested in why Arafat is throwing up a gang sign.