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I[m drunk right now. Frank and I went ot abrs tongith to drink and went thru a lot of pitchers to drink beer and get wasted. Then we got drynk that suck4ed.
I even heard sdome Jazz musci tonight at this bar. Do you evr wonder if, in Eurpoe Europe,,,, if Miles Davis is called Kilometers Daviss?
Tongiht me and Frnak went ot a bunch of bars and gand a lot of beer.
I saw a lot of soriratoy sotaotie sorority girls tonight. they suck,theyare stupid dumbasses do you wanna herar a joke.??
Why does a sororityu girl wear underwear?
....To keep her ankles warm.
heres anoither one-------------
What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
...Introduces herself.
...Walks home.
hhah that cracks me upp
di you kjonw what AIBOHPHOBIA is??? - the fear of palindromes.
sdomthing else has been bothgering me. v Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? I cant figure it out;
kanye west cd is rgeast i love it./'/
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haha, i find it funny that not only did you post a blog when you could barely find the keys, but you also added a category: Drunk. ha!
oh btw, kayne west is a dipshit too. It may be true, but lookit what he said on national tv:
http://photofill.com/blog/archives/2005/09/katrina.html
But Kanye went to my high school....and everyone knoes we're all super geniuoses, and real smrat to boot.
thanks for the drunk dial.
http://www.lynnieeatworld.com/archives/2005/09/yeah_shes_a_gol.html
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Hilarious, this is almost as crazy as the drunken IM convo you had with me when you got home. Some of the funniest shit I've heard out of you as of late. At first I thought you were typing to me in Greek or something but I soon just noticed that you were WASTED! Next time I come down there again you will surpass this level of drunkeness.
Honestly guys I barely remember even writing this blog so I was just as surprised as all of you when I read it this morning. Frank was outside dry heaving while I was at my computer trying in vain to log into my Movable Type account because I could barely type. After that things sort of black out in my recollection of last night, but obviously I somehow was able to log into MT and deliver yet another friggin' extraordinary post.
Here I was thinking sobriety was needed to make a cracking post. How wrong was I?! Rat-faced, here I come.
Cheers!
=P
LOL yes you are a very funny and crazy drunk!
for barely being able to login to ur MT u were amazingly able to add "drunk" ;)
I don't think you even know how to add categories sober, haha. :)
I don't DO categories.