Exhausted

Sorry for the recent lack of updates. Being The Greatest Asian in the History of the Universe means I have to learn lots of math. Because it's what us Asians do. We number-crunch.

School's been picking up lately, so I find myself constantly studying and feeling drained and thoroughly spent by the end of each day. YOU try dealing with De Moivre's survival function all weekend long and see if you don't grow any grey hairs by Monday morning. It can't be done, people!

What I really need is a solid good night's sleep. This means NO MORE GETTING MUGGED AND THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAMN NIGHT, AND NO MORE GOING TO MILWAUKEE TO WATCH THE CUBS LOSE AND THEN DRIVING HOME FOR FIVE HOURS AND NOT GETTING TO BED TILL 4 AM.

I don't have any Valium, so what I've been doing to alleviate all of my stress is going the Eastern medicine route. There's an acupressure point on the fleshy part of your hand between your thumb and index finger that I've been obsessively pressing on since Sunday. I'm serious, people, try it out. It's the shit. It will give you such incredible waves of pleasure that you will now afford to say goodbye forever to masturbation.

I don't know what this acupressure point is called, but I'm calling it my P-spot -- and no, "P" doesn't stand for "prostate", it stands for "Pete".