On the other hand...
The worst thing about living by myself is I now worry about stuff like: If I die, how long will it be before someone finds my body?
Thursday, August 18, 2005
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The worst thing about living by myself is I now worry about stuff like: If I die, how long will it be before someone finds my body?
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Hmm I dont know...I would say it depends on how you die.
well all that peeing and pooing proves you to be a pretty smelly person, so you'll probably reek when you die and i'm sure someone on the floor will take notice. or.. if you're unexpectedly idle online for too long, i'm sure one of your many adoring fans will know something is wrong
I think most will start to wonder after you haven't made a post after a week or so.
Give us your parents phone number, and we'll give them a ring if you're offline for more than four days in a row.
more importantly how bad will you stink when they find you ... person would prolly vomit all over your carpet.
My stench of death is going to be fuckin' putrid.