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You know, I wouldn't know about half of our national holidays and important historic events if it weren't for those cute Google graphical mastheads. I guess today is National Teacher Day. That means we are to honor all overpaid babysitters or pedophiles or former desperate college students who failed out of their sociology/communications majors or something.
Send all hate mail and death threats to petemnguyen@gmail.com.
Anyway, I came to thinking, wouldn't it be totally sweet if I had my own holiday? It would be called National Greatest Asian in the History of the Universe Day (National GAITHOTU Day), and the Google masthead would totally look like this every November 8th of the year:

Tuesday, May 3, 2005
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you look like Mugatu from zoolander:
http://www.phscardinals.org/IMAGE/webclass/Gloria/mugatu.jpg
I found your comments about teachers to be offensive to say the very least. Teachers are the backbone of society and are very talented hardworking citizens and its because of ignorant people like you that we need to have days like national teacher day. I usually find most your posts to be entertaining but try to be a little less insulting next time. Thanks.
Kyra, Kyra, Kyra! I said to send all hate mail to petenguyen@gmail.com!
But anyway, trust me, I have the utmost respect for teachers and was totally joking. I have a lot of good friends that are teachers and half of my aunts are teachers as well. And besides, my humiliating Google picture should make up for all the insulting comments I will ever make on this site.