Low in funds... must... eat... ramen...
I'm dead broke right now. And when I say dead broke, I mean I've considered asking for PayPal donations on my site. And when I say I've considered asking for PayPal donations on my site, I mean I'm so poor my face belongs on a food stamp. It's going to be another two years until I can get some consistent cash flow in, but by then it might be too late. I might have already died from starvation.
One of the worst, most humiliating things to do when you are 23 years old is going to the ATM two days in a row. This happens when you get drunk a couple times a week and buy rounds for everybody you know at the bar. It feels good when people pat you on the back for being such a generous guy, but it feels horrible when you return to the ATM the next day and find that your balance is a few hundred dollars short of what you remembered.
Looks like it's time for me to either donate my plasma or masturbate into a small dixie cup.
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nice subject title..........
Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent, all the money's gone, no where to go.- Paul McCartney
"One sweet dream, pick up the bags and get in the limousine, soon we'll be away from here..."--Paul McCartney
I didn't know you're a Beatles fan Pete. Cool. Or, you googled those, which one?
No I love the Beatles. I love everything they made from Revolver up.
You're a third of the way to a country song...Now if only you'd lost your girl, and your dog just died...
Oh, and by the way, I liked Citizen Kane, but I don't see that "the greatest movie of all time" label is justified. The way the movie was shot was damn good, though. What do you think of the Coleridge references?
They pay really good money for your baby batter. I really wouldn't dismiss that so quickly.