Big Motherfuckin' Birthday

In hushed whispers, they call him The Big One. In parts of Canada and the northwest region of the United States, he is known as the Sasquatch. In Nepal, they call him Yeti. In Japan, he's Godphilla.

To us, he's known affectionately as Big Motherfuckin' Phil. And he just got a whole lot bigger. Er, older, I mean.