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Happy birthday to me. I do feel a little older, dudes. I feel a little wiser. But also a little fatter and slower. These days, the circles under my eyes are just slightly darker and I have these weird wrinkles on the sides of my eyes when I smile. I find myself watching CNN more and more these days, instead of MTV. And the most unsettling thing about being 23 is how I don't recognize any of the rap music I hear on the radio anymore. Who the heck is Chingy and Li'l John? Whatever happened to 2pac and Snoop and Dre?

It's so strange to see the changes I've gone through since I was 18. Five years ago, I was at a party convincing girls that they should make out with the birthday boy. Two years ago, my birthday party consisted of me drinking twenty-one "virtual" shots of alcohol, resulting in a three day hangover. Last night, I was reduced to having a quick Sam Adams at midnight before crawling into bed.

When I was 18, I used to be able to play five or six straight hours of full-court basketball. Nowadays I'm huffing and puffing after twenty minutes. When I was 18 I was just in really good shape. I could inhale three McDonald's Big Macs, no problem. Nowadays, I eat one and have to take a nap.

Boy, I am getting old.

Monday, November 8, 2004

9 Comments

#1 Lynn

happy 23rd bday big bro!!!!

November 8, 2004 08:33 AM
#2 Nancy

Pete you're a great guy, with one of the kindest souls I know, and you're always finding ways to be funny or have fun. I'm so glad we got to be friends. HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man!

November 8, 2004 09:22 AM
#3 Cole

yo what up petey happy 23rd, your the man as usual, go get drunk tonight

November 8, 2004 09:31 AM
#4 Becky

Happy 23rd birthday Pete!!! I love you!! Thanks for takin care of my drunk ass too! ;-)

November 8, 2004 12:35 PM
#5 May's Ma

welcome to my world... happy birthday pete!

November 8, 2004 12:54 PM
#6 Jay

remember in middle school when it was your birthday and you demanded that you should be quarterback in fball during gym class because it was your b-day? i never forgave you for that because we lost 0-49. haha! happy birthday Pete

November 8, 2004 02:03 PM
#7 Melanie

Happy Birthday! I have all those symptoms too..and you can add "staying up late as being up till 11 when five years ago i used to not even leave to go out until then." oh and even though you can only eat one big mac now you gain more weight than you would eating 3 five years ago. i used to eat candy bars for meals..no more =(..but on a happy note you are that much closer to renting a car with no penalty!

November 8, 2004 02:41 PM
#8 BMF

able to rent a car, car insurance goes down, yea thats the only thing to look forward to at this point, 2 more years...happy bday

November 8, 2004 03:39 PM
#9 Arvind

happy bday man

November 8, 2004 04:42 PM