Halloween Costume Contest

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get my Spider-man costume right. I bought an 8-year-old's costume from Walmart with the intention of expanding it but it just wouldn't work.

But at least Julie's Catwoman costume was kick-ass.

We entered her into Starbuster's costume contest, and she was incredible. They called her name out onto the stage and she worked the crowd, cracking her whip and sticking her legs on the railing. Men were either frightened, or turned on, or both. Unfortunately, lesbians always beat out S&M dominatrix felines, so Julie didn't end up winning.