Big Motherfuckin' Ankle Sprain

Like Texas, everything on Phil is just bigger -- including sprained ankles.

Unfortunately, a picture is now unavailable (unless you go to Phil's site) but HOLY COW was it a huge sprain. It was seriously, I KID YOU NOT, the size of my head.

Roy, Phil, and I were playing some pickup basketball when Phil landed on someone's foot while grabbing a rebound. The earth shook, and the next thing I know, he's on the ground clutching his foot in agony. Ouch!

Phil, displaying some crazy-ass exuberance after being away from the game for months, was running around the court jumping up and down everywhere. Eventually, something had to give. But that's what you get for trying to be a little monkey when you really are King Kong.