Tetris is Life

Today I was playing the old Tetris from NES and it brought back tons of memories of my nerdy childhood. After messing around I managed to get a score of 146,000. I looked up the highest score ever on the internet, and apparently it’s like 710,000. That seems doable enough. So, during my free time this week, I’m going to dedicate myself to breaking this record, and by free time I mean I’m going to give up sleeping in favor of staying up all hours of the night in a zombie-like fashion to beat the record.

In fact, I AM NOT BLOGGING AGAIN UNTIL I AM THE RECORD HOLDER.

As many of you that are close to me know, I’m one of the world’s greatest New Tetris players, a version of the game on N64. Not to brag.